Critter Caretaker Prints

'Well, I still say he looks nothing like me!'

It's through! The pin is through!'

"He was very old and quite sick."

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Bathing the dog

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"She's a miniature."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

The Cat Spa

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

'They sure have small litters.'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

The Not So Wild West

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

Hell No Kitty

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

Dog Food