Chicken Caretaker Prints

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

'Did you have to bring your chicken?'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Bathing the dog

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'They sure have small litters.'

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

The Cat Spa

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

Hell No Kitty

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

Dog Food

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.