Chicken Caretaker Prints

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

'Did you have to bring your chicken?'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Bathing the dog

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'They sure have small litters.'

The Cat Spa

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

Dog Food

"He wants a second opinion."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'Where did the little bird go?'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'