Kitty Carer Gifts

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"Nurse, when I asked you to make the patient more comfortable I just meant plump up his pillows!"

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

Hassled Mother.

The Cat Spa

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

Hell No Kitty

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

The Not So Wild West

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

Father nursing his sick child

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

" ... then subtract 75 pounds for the cat ... "

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

My Bowl Is Empty.

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

'Get this, Dr. Melroy just asked my opinion.'

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

Worm Appreciation Society!

Zen Kitten

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

She envied her sometimes - all footloose and feline-free.