Kitty Carer Pillows

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"Nurse, when I asked you to make the patient more comfortable I just meant plump up his pillows!"

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

The Cat Spa

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

Hassled Mother.

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

The Not So Wild West

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Father nursing his sick child

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

My Bowl Is Empty.

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

'Get this, Dr. Melroy just asked my opinion.'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

She envied her sometimes - all footloose and feline-free.

Zen Kitten

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

Worm Appreciation Society!

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'