Animal Carer Pillows

'Doctor, I overheard you complaining how hard it was to get good kennel help...'

AS Joe saw his reflection in the mirror - he realized that maybe the zookeeper hadn't called him a buffoon after all.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Foster failure"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Billy. The Kid.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Support group for sheep.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Hush puppy.

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Haute Suture

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'You know too much!'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Love a Mutt