Animal Carer Gifts

'Doctor, I overheard you complaining how hard it was to get good kennel help...'

AS Joe saw his reflection in the mirror - he realized that maybe the zookeeper hadn't called him a buffoon after all.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Foster failure"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Billy. The Kid.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

'You know too much!'

Love a Mutt

Support group for sheep.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Hush puppy.

Haute Suture