Animal Caretakers Gifts

'The cat actually got his tongue!'

Hamlet.

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

"Don't worry, with a hearing-aid, you'll be able to hear the farmer's whistles and shouts again..."

"I told you not to give them a bath in hot water!"

"The tunnel leads right to the treat isle at the pet store..."

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Bathing the dog

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Dog on man's stair lift

"She's a miniature."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

'They sure have small litters.'

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Dog Food

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'Where did the little bird go?'

"He wants a second opinion."