Animal Caregiver Gifts

Dog on man's stair lift

'Our tests show you are sick as a dog.'

'I hope your temperature is normal too, like Spots was.'

'I think that magnet you put in her stomach might have been just a little too strong.'

'Your dog or mine?'

'I used to call Doctor Hinshaw, but he was always wantin money...

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'I'm sorry but I'm a small animal vet.'

'Morning, Duane! That old cow look better today?'

'Have you been overfeeding Oscar again?'

Nurses make it better.

We've got good definition of your hand, Henderson,...

'Those Texas Longhorns are sure good mothers, Doc.'

No Assistant.

Rex the Dog.

Dog on a stair-lift.

'Well, I'm AGAINST adding a course in business methods to the curriculum....

'I'm putting Babs on a diet. She's more paunch than pooch.'

'Let's see...fever, rhinorrhea, chorea...Aha! canine distemper!'

'Yes, that IS a lot of money for just a spay...

'Do you have any duck tape?'

'Some insecticide this is,I gave them three whole bottles and they still have flies.'

Bathing a Cat

Lost Our Homes. Will look cute for food.

Feeding the dog.

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'I say we shouldn't have bought one until we knew what to feed it; where are the pups?'

'Sleeping sickness, is it? Wal, I bet I know where he got it from!'

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

Flea Clinic

Hamster IV

'See! The doctor likes the chewable vitamins!'

Bird Doctor telling bird patient he has worms

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"I think you overfeed the cat , Doris"