Pet Caregivers Gifts

"He's more of a shoulder dog than a lap dog."

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Bathing the dog

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Dog on man's stair lift

"She's a miniature."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'They sure have small litters.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'Will you be wanting this?'

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

Dog Food

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'