Canine Caretakers Gifts

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

'Do you believe in signs, Sir?'

'Whoa, not so fast. Put on your Sneaker Stilts. We haven't cleaned up after the dog in weeks.'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Foster failure"

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Bathing the dog

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Dog on man's stair lift

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"She's a miniature."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'They sure have small litters.'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'Will you be wanting this?'

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Man with broken leg in cast.

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Dog Food