Dog Caregiver Gifts

'This time, Dr. Houston, I'm going to watch real close...

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Bathing the dog

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Dog on man's stair lift

"She's a miniature."

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

'They sure have small litters.'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'Will you be wanting this?'

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

Man with broken leg in cast.

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

Dog Food

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

"He wants a second opinion."

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?