Dog Caregiver Pillows

'This time, Dr. Houston, I'm going to watch real close...

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Bathing the dog

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Dog on man's stair lift

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"She's a miniature."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

'They sure have small litters.'

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'Will you be wanting this?'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

Man with broken leg in cast.

Dog Food

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"He wants a second opinion."

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?