Caretaker Of Canines Gifts

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Bathing the dog

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Dog on man's stair lift

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"She's a miniature."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'They sure have small litters.'

'Will you be wanting this?'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

Man with broken leg in cast.

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Dog Food

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'Where did the little bird go?'

"He wants a second opinion."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.