Canine Carer Gifts

'He gets three round meals a day.'

"Pick me!"

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Bathing the dog

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Dog on man's stair lift

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"She's a miniature."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"Nurse, when I asked you to make the patient more comfortable I just meant plump up his pillows!"

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Hassled Mother.

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'Will you be wanting this?'

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"You've already been for a walk."

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

Man with broken leg in cast.

"Do let me know if I'm getting in the way, won't you?"