Canine Carer Gifts

'He gets three round meals a day.'

"Pick me!"

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Bathing the dog

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Dog on man's stair lift

"She's a miniature."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"Nurse, when I asked you to make the patient more comfortable I just meant plump up his pillows!"

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

Hassled Mother.

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

'Will you be wanting this?'

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

"You've already been for a walk."

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

Man with broken leg in cast.

Father nursing his sick child