Child Carer Gifts

'...may your union be blessed with children...and for those of us who believe in ATTACHMENT PARENTING, could they please do so now!'

'Don't be silly, I'm watching him for a friend.'

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

In the Guru District

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

Madonna of the Pukes.

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

The Baby Walker

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Interior design trends for parents....

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"The first one's just a warning."