Kinder Caretaker Gifts

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

Cry babies.

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

Coping with a strong-willed child

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

"I'm bored."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

Boy and his dog

"I had to skip my workout."