Kid Caregivers Gifts

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

In the Guru District

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Interior design trends for parents....

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Chez Nous Menu

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'I'm on my way!'

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

A Tit for Tat.

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

Changing the baby.

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"