Baby Caregiver Gifts

But mom... This is great for baby! Just think of Rex - 6 months ago, he was a tiny little puppy... and look at him now!

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Pool attached to child's bed.

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Same old same old. How about you?"

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'I'm on my way!'

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

'I'm not too sure about that.'

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

A Tit for Tat.

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"That is one absorbent nappy."

Handle With Care

"Did you remember my mints?"

Changing the baby.

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."