Baby Caretaker Gifts

Dog with a dummy.

Act Your Age

City Zoo: Day Care

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

Pool attached to child's bed.

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Same old same old. How about you?"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Coping with a strong-willed child

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"I'm bored."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

'I'm not too sure about that.'

"That is one absorbent nappy."

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."