Baby Caretaker Gifts

Dog with a dummy.

City Zoo: Day Care

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Pool attached to child's bed.

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Coping with a strong-willed child

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Same old same old. How about you?"

"I'm bored."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

'I'm not too sure about that.'

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

"That is one absorbent nappy."

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."