Family Caretaker Gifts

The family dog feels neglected because of the attention given to the new baby.

"We're deep in debt and need to balance the budget."

'Son, while I'm in bed with the flu, I need you to take care of the family...but more important than that...take the 57 chevy for a spin around the block to keep it in good shape.'

"Dear me, bills,bills nothing but bills."

Sickbed

City Zoo: Day Care

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"I had to skip my workout."

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

Handle With Care

"Did you remember my mints?"

Changing the baby.

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

'They sure have small litters.'

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

Tilly Slowboy

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"I don't leave home without it!"

'They made it like that so the kids wouldn't bother you.'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.