Home Caretaker Gifts

'He can't come to the phone right now, he's watering the plants.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"I had to skip my workout."

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'They sure have small litters.'

Boy whistling at crackers.

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

Lazy plumber.

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Dog Food

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

My Bowl Is Empty.

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.