Home Carer Gifts

"I'm taking him off wife support."

City Zoo: Day Care

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

Changing the baby.

"Nurse, when I asked you to make the patient more comfortable I just meant plump up his pillows!"

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

Tilly Slowboy

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Hassled Mother.

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"I don't leave home without it!"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"