Home Carer Gifts

"I'm taking him off wife support."

City Zoo: Day Care

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Handle With Care

"Did you remember my mints?"

Changing the baby.

"Nurse, when I asked you to make the patient more comfortable I just meant plump up his pillows!"

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Hassled Mother.

Tilly Slowboy

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"I don't leave home without it!"

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

'They made it like that so the kids wouldn't bother you.'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"I think we need to have a chat about your 'support team'..."