Home Care Expert Gifts

'Uh oh - looks as though that red shirt wasn't colour fast!'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

"We've completely child-proofed our home."

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

Bathing and Showering.

"Great Perfume!"

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

'If this warning label on cigarettes packets doesn't stop people smoking, nothing will.'

'You missed a spot.'

Cut out and keep your own Cleaner.

New more powerful, furniture polish.

Woman ironing the curly cord from a computer mouse

'I had a larger sample for you but I had trouble getting the lid back on. . .'

"I appreciate you want to keep an eye on me, but is that really necessary?"

'Your mother has finally found a home she wants us to put her in...ours.'

"It's just a hunch, but you may have the power set too high on your pressure washer."

'You better take care of the bill quickly or there's going to be hell to pay.'

'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

'Hello, high gloss floor wax - I'd like customer service. Yeah - I would like to report a problem!'

For the last time, I know the basement is wet….

'Where do we keep the boiling water?'

"Ok, ok, I'll use a bloody coaster!"