Home Care Aficionado Gifts

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Gifts for a cloned baby!

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

"To heck with a husband... just help me find a dependable electrician."

"Hello job security."

No bottle feeding.

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

'I'll calk that hole as soon as the siege is over.'

Santa hosing the Chimney.

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

Decluttering. . .

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

'Angiogram.'

"Welcome to Mom's place. I'll be your waitress, dishwasher, and cook tonight..."

'Under the circumstances, I feel that it would be best if you had another doctor!'

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

New more powerful, furniture polish.

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

I wish my baby came with suction cups so there was a place to put him while I shower.

'Try and stay alive until the government have finished their consultation process.'

'You think you need WHAT glands expressed?'

'I don't know how I got rid of mildew before Henry got me the flamethrower.'

'I'm here to check the condition your condition is in.'

"It was worth it to get rid of the fleas!"

'Being married is a very expensive way to get your laundry done for free!'