Home Care Enthusiast Gifts

When are you going to clean the gutters?

New more powerful, furniture polish.

"Don't get any pine needles on the new carpet darling!"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

'Next time your kid has a party, blow up the balloons with an airpump!'

No bottle feeding.

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

"To heck with a husband... just help me find a dependable electrician."

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

Santa hosing the Chimney.

"Great Perfume!"

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

'You missed a spot.'

Cut out and keep your own Cleaner.

'Angiogram.'

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

Woman ironing the curly cord from a computer mouse

"Welcome to Mom's place. I'll be your waitress, dishwasher, and cook tonight..."

I wish my baby came with suction cups so there was a place to put him while I shower.

'Your mother has finally found a home she wants us to put her in...ours.'

'Try and stay alive until the government have finished their consultation process.'

'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'