Care Home Connoisseur Gifts

'How about a few of the pretty pink and yellow ones today, dear.'

Bookworm Sleepover

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Too much cilantro

A Day In The Kitchen

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Idle' Home Exhibition

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

"Do you have an Isa?"

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

Second aid

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

"They've got insulation to die for!"

'I think he's had it with dry dog food.'

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

"You're stealing the blanket."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

"Dr. Green...5 second rule...stat!"

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

Kettle Drum