Care Connoisseurs Gifts

"Is your spouse bad at babying you when you're sick?"

Bookworm Sleepover

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'Who's the new guy?'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Idle' Home Exhibition

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

Second aid

"They've got insulation to die for!"

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

"You're stealing the blanket."

"He's a mental-health critic."

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

"Dear Mum, please stop sending me food parcels..."

'I hope you are not playing God again . . .'

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, Doctor scared by apples,

Maids At Home.

Great Joys like griefs are silent.

'Never stand when you can sit. Never sit when you can lie down.'

"Welcome to Mom's place. I'll be your waitress, dishwasher, and cook tonight..."

"I can refer you either to Dr. Basinkski, a noted specialist, Dr. Hodge-Cabot, who is a pioneer in the field, or Charlie, a generic doctor who also does a very nice job."

'Did Picasso get hounded every 10 minutes?'

Advertising Lessons from the Old School

Covid - Comfort Candles

"We think this new layout will encourage people back to the office."

"You know that drug commercial where everyone is laughing and running around with friends and dogs enjoying the beautiful day? What are they on?"

"How come we never sleep at my place?"

'That's our quilt edged investments sorted.'