Creation Connoisseurs Gifts

'I hope you are not playing God again . . .'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

'Who's the new guy?'

"He's an abstract artist."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

The Kali De Milo.

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

"It's called 'Sold'."

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

Chinese History: Redwash

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

About the potter.

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

Australia's role in the Asian century.

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

Burger stall at an art gallery

"'3' is genius. We need to buy '3'."

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'