Creativity Connoisseurs Gifts

"I came up with this ingenious idea on how the firm could cut out the middle man....no one ever told me I was the middle-man!"

The Artist

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Bright Idea

Thinking outside of the box

"Could you keep still?"

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

'Who's the new guy?'

"He's an abstract artist."

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

An idea box in a shower

Creative accounting.

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

Patents office.

"It's called 'Sold'."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

'We made something greater than sliced bread, we built a better mousetrap...are we resting on our laurels?'

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

A stairway leading into a heart leads out from the brain.

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

"Who's the artist?"

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

"'3' is genius. We need to buy '3'."

Keyboard player

When cartoonists get ahead of themselves.

Now that I've written the book, could you put in a good word with the sales team's muse?