Creativity Connoisseurs Gifts

"I came up with this ingenious idea on how the firm could cut out the middle man....no one ever told me I was the middle-man!"

The Artist

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Bright Idea

Thinking outside of the box

"Could you keep still?"

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"He's an abstract artist."

'Who's the new guy?'

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

An idea box in a shower

Creative accounting.

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

Patents office.

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

"It's called 'Sold'."

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

'We made something greater than sliced bread, we built a better mousetrap...are we resting on our laurels?'

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

A stairway leading into a heart leads out from the brain.

"Who's the artist?"

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

Keyboard player

"'3' is genius. We need to buy '3'."

'Actually, this is when I'm at my most creative, when I don't seem to be doing anything.'