Creative Connoisseurs Gifts

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Creation of Red Wine

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

'Who's the new guy?'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"He's an abstract artist."

The Cremaster Cycle

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

The Kali De Milo.

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

Trump returns home

Chinese History: Redwash

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

"It's called 'Sold'."