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"You have to think outside the litter box."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Louis Armstrong

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Creation of Red Wine

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"He's an abstract artist."

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

The Cremaster Cycle

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'Who's the new guy?'

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

The Kali De Milo.

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

"It's called 'Sold'."

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Trump returns home

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."