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After Hours At Lincoln Center

Jewish Deep Thinker

Christmas in the Caucasus

US 'grounded' during Queen's visit.

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

'Would you like you water from the Indian or the Chinese side of the Himalayas?'

Louis Armstrong

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Creation of Red Wine

Henrik Ibsen,

Zora Neale Hurston

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

'Who's the new guy?'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

The Cremaster Cycle

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

The Kali De Milo.

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

Easter Candy Island.

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

Trump returns home

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."