Cultural Connoisseur T-Shirts

Creation of Red Wine

"The Kitmans in 12-B. Tell them Elijah is here for the Seder."

"Ah! It's that time of year again!"

'My sneakers are made in Malaysia...my cap is made in China...my rucksack is made in Thailand...my pants are made in Indonesia - I just love geography!'

British culture is deeply impregnated with 'hinting', getting the message across, withot ever 'coming out with it'.

'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'

'Bourbon, rocks.'

'Do you like Indian food?' 'I have my reservations!'

Atlas holds up a football.

Yonder

'How do I celebrate Spring? Cinco de Vino.'

"I'm moving to France to not get fat."

The Mikado

Yum Yum

My spirit takes wing: Eastern philosophy & travel agency.

"I got a call about some overstaying guests."

"Why buy and Idaho spud when you can have a potato of distinction that grows only in the soil of northern France?"

German Food At The Vatican.

Rodin's The Thinker is surrounded by people and is thinking about wearing a mask.

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Chilean Wine Fest.

3D Theatre

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"I haven't seen their work before, I like their use of light!"

Cull people who talk and text during a concert you've paid good money to see.

Man rests feet on coffee table book "Much About Art" while intently reading pamphlet "What I Like".

Mimi and Rodolfo (La Boheme)

'I've heard this matador has a very unique style.' (matador has boxing gloves on).

"I'm a gay icon"

The Native American Indian Poet

Easter Island

Sheik'n'vac.

'Can you recommend a wine that will go well with the Burkes?'

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

German Villager