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The Neapolitan Museum of Art

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

At the Met

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

'Gentlemen,these are all Chinese fakes.'

The Empire State Building and a Side of Fries

"Some people think culture is music..."

"His painting is actually better than it looks..."

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Active Yogurt Culture

Godot Bound And Gagged In A Dark Office

Large Masquerade Ticket.

The Opera.

French Reclaim the Statue of Liberty.

Cabby trying to get a fare from a foreign passenger

"His work hovers between neo-realism, post-modernism and crap."

'Honestly, Pam, I don't think 'tais-toi et sois belle' is French for 'I want you to be the mother of our children'.'

Renaissance graffiti artists.

How Brussels controls the food chain.

'The hot dog and apple pie were delicious, but I'm still trying to digest that baseball.'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

"When you say 'my people,' do you mean your tribe or your reps?"

Dionysus

USA super power

Bermondsey and Borough

Capoeira

Dreadlock uniform

Elephant clothes line.

Gallery of Contemporary Art: Last Chance For A Laugh

The Kali De Milo.

Chinese History: Redwash

'This is great! -- it's a SURreality show!'

Culture Vulture

The Thinker is jealous of The Kiss.