Culture Connoisseur Pillows

The Neapolitan Museum of Art

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

At the Met

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

The Empire State Building and a Side of Fries

'Gentlemen,these are all Chinese fakes.'

"Some people think culture is music..."

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

"His painting is actually better than it looks..."

"When you say 'my people,' do you mean your tribe or your reps?"

Godot Bound And Gagged In A Dark Office

Large Masquerade Ticket.

Dionysus

The Opera.

Anthony Bourdain with Chopsticks

French Reclaim the Statue of Liberty.

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

"His work hovers between neo-realism, post-modernism and crap."

Renaissance graffiti artists.

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'The hot dog and apple pie were delicious, but I'm still trying to digest that baseball.'

How Brussels controls the food chain.

Active Yogurt Culture

'Honestly, Pam, I don't think 'tais-toi et sois belle' is French for 'I want you to be the mother of our children'.'

Cabby trying to get a fare from a foreign passenger

USA super power

Bermondsey and Borough

Capoeira

Dreadlock uniform

Elephant clothes line.

Gallery of Contemporary Art: Last Chance For A Laugh

The Kali De Milo.

Chinese History: Redwash

'I just wish I'd learned how to tweet Italian before we came.'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak