Culture Connoisseurs Pillows

'Who's the new guy?'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Louis Armstrong

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Creation of Red Wine

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

The Cremaster Cycle

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Zora Neale Hurston

The last Passenger Pigeon

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

Dummies Books.

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

The Kali De Milo.

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

Easter Candy Island.

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

'They call it the people dance.'

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."