Culture Connoisseurs Pillows

'Who's the new guy?'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Creation of Red Wine

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

The last Passenger Pigeon

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

The Cremaster Cycle

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

The Kali De Milo.

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Trump returns home