Cultural Crossover Connoisseur Pillows

Holy Guacamole.

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"OMG, LOL!"

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Creation of Red Wine

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

The Cremaster Cycle

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Who's the new guy?'

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

The Kali De Milo.

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

Chinese History: Redwash

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

3D Theatre

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

The drinker.

Visitor at an art exhibiton admiring a gallery notice.