Cultural Crossover Connoisseur Gifts

Holy Guacamole.

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Louis Armstrong

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"OMG, LOL!"

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Creation of Red Wine

'Who's the new guy?'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

The Cremaster Cycle

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

The Kali De Milo.

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

Chinese History: Redwash

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

3D Theatre

The drinker.