Multicultural Connoisseur Gifts

'Death to the government...if you don't mind - awfully sorry!' 'He's of Anglo-French parentage...'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Creation of Red Wine

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Imagine

'Who's the new guy?'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

The Cremaster Cycle

"He's an abstract artist."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

The Kali De Milo.

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Chinese History: Redwash

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

Chill Out Worshippers!

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"It's called 'Sold'."

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

3D Theatre

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."