Multicultural Connoisseur Gifts

'Death to the government...if you don't mind - awfully sorry!' 'He's of Anglo-French parentage...'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Louis Armstrong

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Creation of Red Wine

"He's an abstract artist."

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'Who's the new guy?'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Imagine

The Cremaster Cycle

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

The Kali De Milo.

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Chinese History: Redwash

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"It's called 'Sold'."

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

Chill Out Worshippers!

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

3D Theatre

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'