Choosy Connoisseur Gifts

Wonderland Produce. The first one was too hard, the second one was too soft, but the this one is just right! Goldilocks and the three Pears.

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Imagine

"He's an abstract artist."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"It's called 'Sold'."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Moliere

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

C Day Lewis.

Bleak House

Charles Dickens.

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

"Who's the artist?"

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Mass Confucian

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"You have indeed purchased an original Rembrandt. A Ralph Rembrandt."

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."