Choosy Connoisseur Gifts

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"He's an abstract artist."

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Imagine

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"It's called 'Sold'."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Moliere

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

"Who's the artist?"

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Mass Confucian

'Who are you and what do you want?'

Pizza and Related Searches.

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'