Catching Connoisseur Gifts

'When does salmon season start?!'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Clown's In and Out Trays.

Bats with blankets.

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Clown Watercooler

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

'I know, I left the electric blanket on too long.'

The Butcher of 35th street.

Pizza and Related Searches.

All set for the big sleep, Frank? I'm getting there. I've been storing up fat for the winter. And how about Ernie? He's trying something different this year. He's got wi-fi, a game console and virtual reality googles. He's going to cybernate.

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

"Keep back... I'm going to try reviving him with my hand buzzer!"

Fisherman Funneral

"I've always been a gnome body."

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

'Remind me - have you slipped into something more comfortable, or out of something more comfortable?'

'It's gotta be a trap.'

"Touché, Roy. A snappy riposte will be winging its way to you as soon as possible."

Yeah, last words are like snappy comeback --- You always think of the best ones after it's too late!

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

"I wouldn’t say ‘fat,’ per se, but it isn’t particularly slimming."