Catch And Release Connoisseur Gifts

'Catch and release! Catch and release!'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Man thinks about his wife while fishing and thinks about fishing next to his wife

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Fisherman Funneral

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

'It's gotta be a trap.'

'Hay Boats on the Thames'

Yeah, last words are like snappy comeback --- You always think of the best ones after it's too late!

"Touché, Roy. A snappy riposte will be winging its way to you as soon as possible."

'OK, one quick picture... but then I should probably get him to a hospital.'

"An angel fish. You never let up, do you, Fred?"

'And that's what catch-and-release is all about, son...'

'I'll never go fishing with you again.'

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."