Catch-and-release Enthusiasts Gifts

"Never mind how I got here, just get me out."

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

"You know very well what fish!"

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

Man thinks about his wife while fishing and thinks about fishing next to his wife

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'

"Climate change has allowed him to do his fishing inside the house."

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

Born to play ball.

'Ask yourself, dear - do we need this big plaice now the children are married and gone?'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

The bad news is you've got worms. The good news is I'm an avid fisherman.

Penknife catching baby penknife.

"There's nothing like relaxing and puttin' ya foot up after a long days fishin' eh Brian?"

Fisherman finds a Poison Ivy Warning Sign.