Catch And Release Gifts

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'Record or not, throw it back.'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Fishing sign.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

The Salmon Fisherman

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

Man thinks about his wife while fishing and thinks about fishing next to his wife

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

"I'm over here, dummy!"

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Shows Bundt

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

'Psst - my wife works part time for the IRS!'

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

Born to play ball.

'Hey! Those things aren't toys, you know.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'