Catch And Release Pillows

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'Record or not, throw it back.'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Fishing sign.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

The Salmon Fisherman

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

Man thinks about his wife while fishing and thinks about fishing next to his wife

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

"I'm over here, dummy!"

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Born to play ball.

Shows Bundt

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

'Psst - my wife works part time for the IRS!'

"You know, you're giving away my heater when you put on the oven mitt."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

'Hey! Those things aren't toys, you know.'