Catch-and-release Guru Pillows

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"River well stocked this year."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Missing you.

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Man thinks about his wife while fishing and thinks about fishing next to his wife

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

Born to play ball.

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

"It put up a bit of a fight, but hey, I think we can both agree, it was worth it!"

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

'You only caught one?'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"Sure, we've hopelessly lost but, right now, who cares?"

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

Determined fisherman

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

'OK, one quick picture... but then I should probably get him to a hospital.'

'I'll never go fishing with you again.'