Catch-and-release Devotee Pillows

'I wish I could afford to go fishing.'

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Church Basement Foodie

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

Man thinks about his wife while fishing and thinks about fishing next to his wife

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

"Mr. Wakefield and Bowser? Or Bowser and Mr. Wakefield?"

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

The Dog Botherer.

'Why didn't you wake me? You made me miss my coffee break!'

'And that's what catch-and-release is all about, son...'

'I'll never go fishing with you again.'

'OK, one quick picture... but then I should probably get him to a hospital.'

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

"An angel fish. You never let up, do you, Fred?"

"He's a true friend and companion and, should it ever come to it, meat."

The Salmon Man

Catch-and-release whaling.

"An own-goal and a rebound penalty, huh!"