Catch And Release Fan Gifts

The Salmon Fisherman

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Humans are 100% recyclable.

Tortoise polishing his shell

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Declutter Your Life

'Your fish dinner should be along shortly. Frank just had a nibble.'

Man thinks about his wife while fishing and thinks about fishing next to his wife

cayetana de alba

I'm your biggest fan.

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

'I bought it in Windsor - it belonged to the Queen Mum!'

'Why does this crazy human keep throwing away my stick?'

Fox Operated Fan

Bottle Bank.

Recycling container marked 'free stuff'.

'I built the patio out of old newspapers.'

"Stop repeating everything I say birdbrain!"

Birds sitting in high wire walker's way...

Recycling centre - newspapers,magazines,unfinished sudokus.

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

"I can't believe how wasteful Humans are: Look at the amount of food they've just thrown out..."

Sunny desert island next to rainy desert islands.

'It's a good start, Harcroft, but I don't think the Green Party will buy it.'

Boy scout helping a bird with a walking stick cross the road.

'I'll never go fishing with you again.'

Forever Football Fan

"No recordering allowed!"

Catch-and-release whaling.

"Yeah, I know vinyl's a plastic, but this one is Plant-based."

Bottle Bank: Blue, Brown and Clear.

Fly-Tipping