Recycling Fan Gifts

Recycling centre - newspapers,magazines,unfinished sudokus.

'I bought it in Windsor - it belonged to the Queen Mum!'

'Yes,we have it all now. A landfill full of garbage and everything a fly could ask for. But, let us never forget where we came from.'

After disposing of her husband, little did she know that he would be recycled and back for revenge.

'I built the patio out of old newspapers.'

'It's a good start, Harcroft, but I don't think the Green Party will buy it.'

Recycling container marked 'free stuff'.

Bottle Bank.

Humans are 100% recyclable.

Bottle Bank: Blue, Brown and Clear.

Fly-Tipping

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

Best before 65 million BC.

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

Tortoise polishing his shell

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Smart Arse Meter

Declutter Your Life

"If we remove the stalactites and replace some rocks, we could flip it for a profit."

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

'Dauber Micawber'

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Elvis' autopsy

'Well! Well! Look what the cat dragged home!...'