Recycling Fan Pillows

Recycling centre - newspapers,magazines,unfinished sudokus.

'I bought it in Windsor - it belonged to the Queen Mum!'

'Yes,we have it all now. A landfill full of garbage and everything a fly could ask for. But, let us never forget where we came from.'

After disposing of her husband, little did she know that he would be recycled and back for revenge.

'I built the patio out of old newspapers.'

'It's a good start, Harcroft, but I don't think the Green Party will buy it.'

Recycling container marked 'free stuff'.

Bottle Bank.

Bottle Bank: Blue, Brown and Clear.

Fly-Tipping

Best before 65 million BC.

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

Tortoise polishing his shell

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Smart Arse Meter

Declutter Your Life

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

'Dauber Micawber'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."

"If we remove the stalactites and replace some rocks, we could flip it for a profit."

'Well! Well! Look what the cat dragged home!...'

Wine stored inside an old fashioned monitor.

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

Painter and Decorator/Wallpaper

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'